I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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