I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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