nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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