super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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