Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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