her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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