I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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