Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
organizing the empties. That sober.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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