One girl and one boy is just not enough.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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