You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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