I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Just high enough for therapy.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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