I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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