its not stalking. its research.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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