I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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