Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
