I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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