how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize