Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Did I show you my penis last night?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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