She is in my trunk
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You ate ashes out of my bong
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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