FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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