bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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