did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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