If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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