I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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