Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
