it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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