she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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