i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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