People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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