is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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