Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.