Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Well I just put wine in my tea
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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