It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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