After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
either way he was missing a nipple.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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