once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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