my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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