Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
