he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
dude. I can hear the air.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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