I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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