Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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