I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just high enough for therapy.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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