The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I wish i was in the wii world.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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