Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's shark week go big or go home
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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