We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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