Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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