Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Randomize
