Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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