im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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