I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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