Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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