I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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