i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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