Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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