shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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