it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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