Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
It's just like the Real World with babies
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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