I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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