I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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